Christmas jokes for the family!

 Twenty-three days until Chrismas! Here are some clean Chrismas jokes to let your family know how hilarious you really are!🤣🎄

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.

2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had very low elf esteem.

3. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat?

Hits a gnome and runs.

4. What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Saint-nickel-less.

5. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

6. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?

His wife was a total flake.

7. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?

Because every single buck is dear to him!

8. What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

A Christmas quacker.

9. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles.

10. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

They’re into all the wrapping.

11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!

12. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?

Nurse them back to elf.

13. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

14. What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

15. What do you call a blind reindeer?

I have no eye deer.

16. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

Rude-olph.